The minefield in the past two weeks alone:
Week 1
- Someone brought bagels and donuts in for everyone on not one occasion, but THREE.
- We celebrated someone's b-day one day with chocolate cake w/sugar-lard frosting (my description
- On another occasion someone brought in 2 dozen cookies to share
- Someone else brought 2 lbs of taffy back from Cape Cod and handed it out
- A colleague brought me back a HUGE Guinness chocolate bar from Ireland
Week 2
- More bagels and donuts brought in one day
- Fudge another day
- Another b-day with banana cream pie & fruit tart
- Dept. retreat day 1: Cobb salad (good choice, brought my own dressing), with enormous fluffy rolls, chips galore, gigantic brownies, cookies the size of my head and little coffee cakes and coffee with 2% milk (no 1/2 & 1/2)
- Dept. retreat day 2: breakfast of bagels and donuts (!#@$%!#@%), lunch of pizza, dessert of more brownies, more cookies and ice cream
- All-campus picnic (NOTHING I could eat): salad w/maple balsamic vinaigrette already applied, curry rice dish with little bits of sweetened turkey, bean burgers, bison chili (sweetened w/tons of beans), and dessert of Ben & Jerry peace pops.
I have not indulged in any of this. But Friday at this all-campus picnic I just lost it. I was angry that I could eat NOTHING at this event. The menu advertising it said there'd be smoked turkey legs and hamburgers. The only turkey I saw was cooked in maple syrup and cut up in the rice dish. The only burgers I saw were bean burgers. Even the salad was tainted with sugars, something I've never seen done before at a college event. I'm glad I have willpower, and I do not feel tempted by this junk, but MAN, is it overwhelming or what?!?!
Anyone else feel like they're walking a minefield?
~Susan