Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Only one person on this planet earth knows the true extent of carbohydrate/sugar/caffeine addiction and it is I

Low-ly me.

And I have only empirical evidence. Tear me to ribbons, destroy me, belittle me, ridicule me, laugh at me, scoff at me, call me names, say I am godless, discredit everything I say.

It is only low-ly me. (but I do know)

Um, a bit full of ourself, aren't we Tom?

No I'm not. That's just another one of the put downs and scoffs.

I'm just trying to get real facts heard and eventually understood.

Then where are the facts? Start listing them if you want us to know them!

We're waiting...for the 'Empirical Evidence'.

Hanging on the edge of our seat, Tom...put up or shut up already!