I'm happy to annouce my new Multinational Online Weight loss Venture.

Join Me Dave, and lose weight. Membership only $60.

No Effort Required!
No Exercise Required!
Lose weight faster than a speeding bullet!
Look like a Movie Star!

And more important you get access to me!

My Story:

I lost 1200 pounds in less than 6 months! Amazing numbers!
Also I have no lose skin! Only rock hard abs!

No calorie Counting required!
DONUTS ARE ALLOWED! Yes DONUTS!

I'm not a fake like some Diet Gurus, See my genuine before and after shots!

Paypal accepted!

Before:




After:







.....too soon for jokes?

you need a bath lol
lol
you will be rich by morning
sandi

LOL you are too funny!!!

Where do I sign up? LOLOL

All that and new hair too! LOL

way too funny and humor is healing..I love it!!! Although I do feel the feel the "before" picture was hotter then the after picture...

Funny? Yuppers. But did you go to the trouble of harvesting "success story" pics from a mail order groom website? Because that's the level of professionalism I have come to expect from diet scam sites. And if you really wanna make your program have some added value, howsabout a keyboard drool guard? 'Cause those rock hard abs.... *fans herself demurely*

Dave and Brad...the PERFECT combo!

I'm out of breath from laughing so hard!!! That is hilarious!! Sign me up, I want to lose just 80 pounds in 6 months!!

That was priceless

Sign me up!

Hey can I get a membership for myself and one for my teenage daughter?

Sign me up!!!

I'm so ALL OVER YOU. ..ooops.. I mean That!!!

Too funny!

Hey Dave? I was wondering.... do you think I could lose 20 pounds in 2 days? That's all I need to lose!

Would I still have to pay the $60?

If I pay a little more can I be an Admin too?

I love it Please sign me up.

Way to funny! I love it!

Hey Dave, I don't care about the before and after, I just want to know how many donuts I'd get a day?

I'm in...as soon as I get my refund from the last diet site I joined!

IT WORKS>>>IT WORKS! Here is my after pic!



ROFLMAO!

Hilarious

I think you should start meet up support groups so we can touch oops I mean see those abs in person.

Raewyn

ps do you have a little red dress too!!!!

OOOOOOO where do I sign up!!!

The change is AMAZING!!!! Do you get to chose who you'll look like?

Davekins works!!! I'm living proof!!! I lost 200+ pound in less than 3 months!!! It's truely a miracle!!!

I'll sign up.. but only if you promise *I* won't look like Brad Pitt. I don't think that's the look I'm going for here...

Dave, If I buy 3 memberships can I lose weight even faster with more donuts?

Also, about that bath time.... is that a set meet-and-greet, or a private perk for admins, cuz SIGN ME UP!